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Last Updated on Tuesday, 14 July 2009 10:11 Written by Michael Aloia Tuesday, 14 July 2009 09:03
Fans Flock to Mourn California, 1849-2009
Last Updated on Tuesday, 14 July 2009 10:09 Written by Iowahawk Saturday, 11 July 2009 04:43
by Iowahawk 
Fans Flock to Mourn California, 1849-2009
LOS ANGELES - Millions of fans from around the globe gathered along Sunset Boulevard to pay final respects to California today, as a slow moving funeral procession transported the eccentric superstar state’s remains to its final resting place in a Winchell’s Donuts dumpster in Van Nuys. The self-proclaimed ‘King of Pop Culture’ died last week at 160, in what coroners ruled an accidental case of financial autoerotic asphyxiation. The death sent shock waves across the world and sparked an outpouring of grief by rabid fans.
“I don’t care what the tabloids and the Wall Street Journal say,” said a weeping Illinois. “I still love you, Cali!”
Joke of the Day
Last Updated on Saturday, 11 July 2009 05:43 Written by Administrator Friday, 10 July 2009 17:24
In Elkins, a West Virginia State Trooper was running radar. He had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't getting any.
Then he discovered the problem. A 12 year old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign which read "RADAR TRAP AHEAD!"
The officer later found a young accomplice down the road with a sign reading, "TIPS" and a bucket full of money. (And we used to just sell lemonade!)